PICHISMO "Bored Of The Conlangs" 2002 -- VBR mp3

"BORED OF THE CONLANGS" -- это boredcore на "древнеэльфийском" языке из "Тошнит от колец" Харварда Лампуна (тупое американское стебалово над Толкиеном), записан в Питере в ночь с 22 на 23 июля 2002 с помощью "великого" басиста Гриши Аврорина-Фредриксона и драм-машины "Лель".

Целиком тут (zip, 4.3 mb).

Click here for zip (4.3 mb).

Klaku tie por zip (4.3 mb).



Lay Of Unicef (600.8 kb)

A Unicef clearasil
Gibberish 'n' drivel
O Mennen mylar muriel
With a hey derry tum gardol
O Yuban necco glamorene?
Enden nytol, vaseline!
Sing hey nonny nembutal.



Lavalier's Lament (1.4 mb)

Dago, Dago, Lassi Lima rintintin
Yanqui unicycle ramar rotoroot
Telstar aloha saarinen cloret
Stassen camaro impala desoto?
Gardol oleo telephon lumumba!
Chappaqua havatampa muriel
U canleada horsta wata, bwana,
Butyu canna makit drinque!

Comsat melba rubaiyat nirvana
Garcia y vega hiawatha aloo.
O mithra, mithra, I fain wud lie doon!
Valdaree valdera, que sera, sirrah,
Honi soit la vache qui rit,
Honi soit la vache qui rit.



O NASA O UCLA! (330.1 kb)

O NASA O UCLA! O Etaion Shrdlu!
O Escrow Beryllium! Pandit J. Nehru!
Shantih Billerica!



Elvish Song (328.9 kb)

Row, row, row your elebethiel saliva githiel
Mann a fubar lothario syzygy snafu
O bring back my sucaryl Penna Ariz Fla mass.



Hocus pocus (579.3 kb)

Hocus pocus
Loco Parentis!
Jackie Onassis
Dino de Laurentis!

Queequeg quohog!
Quodnam quixote!
Pequod peapod!
Pnin Peyote!
Presto change-o
Toil and trouble
Rollo chunky
Double-Bubble!



Yuma palo alto napa (238.6 kb)

Yuma palo alto napa erin go brae
Tegrin correga cremora olé.



Pismo! (164.3 kb)

Pismo!
Bitumen!
Lazlo!
Clayton-Bulwer!



Grundig blaupunkt (677.7 kb)

Grundig blaupunkt luger frug
Watusi snarf wazoo!
Nixon dirksen nasahist
Rebozo boogaloo.



in auld elvish

lyrics by Harvard Lampoon

Recorded 22-23/07/2002 in St.Petersburg, Russia
by Gleb Maltsev & Fredrikson.